I am Connor, I live in Melbourne, Australia. This blog is likely to consist of political ramblings, arguments over stupid reasons or funny crap I find on my dash. I am attempting to write short stories. I have a lovely girlfriend who I started dating on the 16th of November, 2011.
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
omg guys there are builders renovating the house next door and i can hear them passionately singing along to all star
now they’re playing i’m a believer these guys know how to have fun
oH MY GOD ITS THE SHREK SOUNDTRACK
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME