15,Melbourne, Australia, Happily Taken,
Depression,
Black Metal,
Zombies,
Art,
Writing,
Folk Metal.
gonna murder you and your whole fucking family
Go to Sea World, they said. It would be fun, they said.
(via bixy)
“…is what witnesses state he said before jumping off the skyscraper”
(via thedevilsdoing)
it just sounds dumb. ._.
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
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if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
(via ifuckedjoshfarro)
My favourite quests are those that make other people happy.
I’m an ass man. I’m a big fan of butts and women with butts. Also, my physical form is composed entirely of rear ends. I’m a shifting mass of ass. A bottom beast. Booty buddy. What I’m saying is, I am a living entity made up of just behinds
(via masonthegrey)
Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem
loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”
odin sed “NO LOKI…”“
loki cryed nd fell in2 space
he was gon.
odin whispered in2 space
“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”
(dat ment odin is a jerk)
~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~
(via viletruthpurelies)
“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
(via viletruthpurelies)
One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source
(via snapesonaplane)
I can’t wait to use this math formula in real life
(via ifuckedjoshfarro)
